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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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