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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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