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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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