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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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