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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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