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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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