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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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