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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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