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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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