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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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