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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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