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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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