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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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