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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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