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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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