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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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