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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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