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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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