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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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