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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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