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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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