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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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