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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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