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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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