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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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