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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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