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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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