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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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