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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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