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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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