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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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