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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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