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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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