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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡
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