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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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