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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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