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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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