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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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