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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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