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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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