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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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