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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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