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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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