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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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