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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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