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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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