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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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