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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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