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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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