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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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