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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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